Classified Sunday is a weekly program, this week on 10-9-12
Results[]
Match 1[]
Zack Varna walks out, followed by Cool Breeze with Winter.
Edge, "This is Zack Varna's first match actually signed with UNW, and Cool Breeze was also signed because of his talent. Zack was also able to talk Prez Slashranger into letting Luther Varna, Zack's brother, sign a contract as well."
The bell rings and Zack dominates, hitting a Zack Attak. He hits a Superkick, and goes for a Standing Senton. It connects, and Zack hits a Varna, and goes for the pin.
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Cool Breeze hits a Febreeze, followed by a Snap DDT. Zack hits a Rough Ryder out of nowhere and gos for the pin.
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Zack holds his hand up in victory as Luther comes down and hits Zack with a chair.
Match 2[]
Hawk, Animal, Mr. Ice, Sexay Girrl, Mina, and Horror Fan walk out.
Edge, "It's been a long time since Horror Fan has been in action, what with her torn muscles."
Next Jacob Makrin, Kyle Katara, Fake Sin Cara, Jamie Jamie, Kaity-Lynn, and Makara walk out.
Edge, "And this is Makara's first match for UNW."
Frank, "Aw phooey."
Slashranger, "This is the Unorthodox Mixed Tag Match. For the boys, Hardcore match. For the girls, bra and panties match."
The bell rings, and Hawk brings Jacob out of the ring and smashes him through the table. He brings him back inside for the pin.
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Edge, "Jake Makrin sure isn't the King anymore."
Hawk and Kyle Katara go at it, until John Findoma runs in and hits a FinDDT. Eagle goes for the pin after he was tagged in by Hawk.
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Sexay gets in and Kaity-Lynn from the other side. Jack Maybeck runs in and hits a UNW Diva. Sexay pulls off Kaity's top and bottom easily. Next in is Makara. Makara overpowers Jack and Sexay but Sexay tags in Horror Fan. Horror hits a Scream, and pulls off Makara's top. Makara takes down Horror, but she is distracted by Jack. Horror is able to pull off Makara's bottoms. Horror tags in Mina, and Mina dominates against Jamie Jamie for an easy victory. Mr. Ice comes in to fight Fake Sin Cara, and hits Cara with an Ice Cube Tray he was hiding.
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The six of them celebrate, and Hawk goes off with Sexay, Eagle with Mina, and eventually Mr. Ice with Horror Fan.
Main Event[]
Arnold Schwarzenegger comes out followed by Jinder Mahal.
The bell rings, and Jinder hits DDT after DDT, finishing with a Snap DDT.
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Arnold hits a Shoulder Block followed by a Snap DDT and ending with an Anaconda Vice, which Schwarzenegger calls the whole move the Schwarzenlock. Jinder taps.
Schwarzenegger celebrates in the ring, and Maria Shriver(Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife) comes out to celebrate with him as the show goes off the air.